Personality Research

We know that every one’s habit reflects his/her personality, and this is one of researchs that tell about someone’s personality based on his/her fart(stomach wind):

wise : person who can place him/herself where and how he/she must fart based the situation and condition

flexible : person who can adapt the sound and the smell of his/her fart with the situation at the time

patient : person who can keep his/her fart until the situation is possible for it

conqueror : person who willingly won’t fart coz’ the situation is impossible for it

cheerful : person who still can laugh after smelling another person’s fart

foxy : person who fart impulsively but accuse other person tobe the farter

liar : person who fart impulsively but won’t confess when being asked

surrender : person who accept the accusation of farting impulsively

forgiving : person who honestly forgive others that accuse him/her farting impulsively

creative : person who can camouflage the sound of fart seemingly as another sound

clever : person who successfully fart in front of others without to be detected

stupid : person who guess and believe the farting sound is another sounds

lucky : person who can escape from farting impulsively accusation

unlucky : person who suddenly unpurposely smell the smell of one’s fart but doesn’t know who is the one

shy : person who like to fart slowly

high-tempered : people who can’t control the emotion when have to hold farting

open-minded : people who like farting in front of others directly

close-minded : people who will enjoy his/her fart alone

fair : person who although almost fainted coz of smelling fart but won’t accuse other if there’s no proof

like a challenge : person who recklessly fart in front of the one he/she loves

like to share : person who like his/her fart to be enjoyed together

helper : person who like helping one for farting savely without heard by another people

diligent : person who has been desiring to fart but still keep studying

lazy : person who like keep and delay his/her part

serious : person who can’t play if he/she is farting

mature : person who can accept reality that he/she is detected farting in front of others

stubborn : person who will argue if others said his/her fart smell bad

sensitive : person who feel that the smell of fart he/she breathe is his/her whereas it’s not

leader : person who able to make others wish to hear and smell his/her fart

fighter : person who will keep trying to push out his/her fart although he/she doesn’t desiring to fart

provocateur : person who can affect other to do mistakes for farting

unconcerned : person who still relaxed and doen’t care although have been farted by other

friendly : person who still want to greet others who have accuse him/her farting in front of public

revenger : person who will fart in front of one he/she hate than make the condition seemingly the one he/she hate is the farter

arrogant : person who has detected farting impulsively but not willing to apologize

confident : person who has farted impulsively but really sure it won’t be detected

loyal : person who keep loving his/her love although has accuse him/her farting in front of public

polite : person who will ask a permit when he/she want to fart

So, which one are you?

-= CHAZ =-

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