Tips for Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did the previous year.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don’t compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.

(Thanks to Nithya Shanti, who posted this on Facebook)

Back To Kampus

“Back To School”
Salah satu lagu favoritku, yang nyanyiin Deftone. Rock abieez…!!!
Sayang gada lagu “Back To Kampus” … haha…

Setelah libur 2 bulan, ga mudik, di Jakarta aja, cukup menjenuhkan juga kalau dipikir2…
Finally, today, Sept 8th ’08, kembali study…

Kelas baru, 03PKT. Sebagian temen2 baru. Cuma tadi blum kenalan2. Tar juga bakal kenal. (Kan saya terkenal…wekekeke…[narzis MODE ON] )…
Mudah2an temen2 n dosen2 di semester 3 ini friendly2 n berasal dari BHF(Baik Hati Family) …(mank ada ya??)
kalo ga, dari Kaum Solenggi (Solider dan Toleransi Tinggi) … wekekeke…(mank ada??)

PeAcE oN YoU !!!

-= CHAZ =-

I’m Back….

Welcome back to Chazzy Blogz….
Setelah beberapa lama stop ngeblog, aku balik lagi…(???? wekekekeke)…

Mudah2an , start kuliah di semester 3 ini , start ngeblog lagi.

Oh,ya… Thanks to all people yang da view n comment di posts sebelumnya…
Maaf , Jadwal Euronya memang kurang lengkap…mudah2an kalo ntar kapan2 ada nampilin jadwal2..aku akan buat lebih lengkap lengkip kip kip deh… ;p

at last but not least….

PeAcE oN YoU !!!

-= CHAZ =-

I Just Want You To Know

You’re the air I breath,
The scent I smell,
You’re the touch I feel
You’re everything that’s real.

You’re the better half,
The stronger willed,
You’re the the beat of the heart,
The more compelled.

You’re the sun that shines,
the lighter side,
You’re the grass that grows,
The stream that flows.

You are the inner soul,
the eyes that shine,
the one I love,
my peace of mind.

You are and will always be
the better part of me.

-= CHAZ =-

I Want You To Know

I want you to know…
That I love you so.
Deep in my heart is where you’ll stay,
Each and everyday,
Now, forever, and always.

I want you to know…
That I’ll always be there,
To show you how much I care.
I’ll never let you down
I’ll do anything to keep away your frown.

I want you to know…
How much you mean to me
You’re my eyes to see,
My heart to beat, and my air to breathe,
Without you, there’s no me.

I want you to know…
That “I Love You”

-= CHAZ =-

Personality Research

We know that every one’s habit reflects his/her personality, and this is one of researchs that tell about someone’s personality based on his/her fart(stomach wind):

wise : person who can place him/herself where and how he/she must fart based the situation and condition

flexible : person who can adapt the sound and the smell of his/her fart with the situation at the time

patient : person who can keep his/her fart until the situation is possible for it

conqueror : person who willingly won’t fart coz’ the situation is impossible for it

cheerful : person who still can laugh after smelling another person’s fart

foxy : person who fart impulsively but accuse other person tobe the farter

liar : person who fart impulsively but won’t confess when being asked

surrender : person who accept the accusation of farting impulsively

forgiving : person who honestly forgive others that accuse him/her farting impulsively

creative : person who can camouflage the sound of fart seemingly as another sound

clever : person who successfully fart in front of others without to be detected

stupid : person who guess and believe the farting sound is another sounds

lucky : person who can escape from farting impulsively accusation

unlucky : person who suddenly unpurposely smell the smell of one’s fart but doesn’t know who is the one

shy : person who like to fart slowly

high-tempered : people who can’t control the emotion when have to hold farting

open-minded : people who like farting in front of others directly

close-minded : people who will enjoy his/her fart alone

fair : person who although almost fainted coz of smelling fart but won’t accuse other if there’s no proof

like a challenge : person who recklessly fart in front of the one he/she loves

like to share : person who like his/her fart to be enjoyed together

helper : person who like helping one for farting savely without heard by another people

diligent : person who has been desiring to fart but still keep studying

lazy : person who like keep and delay his/her part

serious : person who can’t play if he/she is farting

mature : person who can accept reality that he/she is detected farting in front of others

stubborn : person who will argue if others said his/her fart smell bad

sensitive : person who feel that the smell of fart he/she breathe is his/her whereas it’s not

leader : person who able to make others wish to hear and smell his/her fart

fighter : person who will keep trying to push out his/her fart although he/she doesn’t desiring to fart

provocateur : person who can affect other to do mistakes for farting

unconcerned : person who still relaxed and doen’t care although have been farted by other

friendly : person who still want to greet others who have accuse him/her farting in front of public

revenger : person who will fart in front of one he/she hate than make the condition seemingly the one he/she hate is the farter

arrogant : person who has detected farting impulsively but not willing to apologize

confident : person who has farted impulsively but really sure it won’t be detected

loyal : person who keep loving his/her love although has accuse him/her farting in front of public

polite : person who will ask a permit when he/she want to fart

So, which one are you?

-= CHAZ =-

An Apology Letter

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you’ve gotten in. Whenever there’s a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You’ll be surprised how effective this form can be!

Dear:

a) Mom, b) Dad, c) Love of my life, d) Assistant Principal, e) Local Police Chief,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your

a) car b) house c) pet d) espresso maker e) left arm

was severely damaged by my

a) infantile b) puerile c) inept d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic e) woefully under-appreciated

prank.

How could I have known that the

a) car b) jet ski c) large helium balloon d) rodent-driven sledge e) zamboni

I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your

a) house, b) wife, c) Cub Scout troop, d) 1/16th-sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with torch-light, e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,

you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to

a) imagine. b) fathom. c) comprehend. d) appreciate. e) pay for.

And I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to

a) hate me. b) sue me. c) spank me. d) take my firstborn. e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond.

But I ask you to remember all the good times we’ve had, joshing around at

a) school. b) work. c) church. d) the bowling alley. e) the municipal jail.

And to remember that I am first and foremost your

a) friend. b) child. c) sibling. d) lease co-signer. e) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that

a) was so stupid. b) was so silly. c) would have been funny if it worked. d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first. e) I’m going to use again on someone else.

Sincerely,

Me.

-= CHAZ =-

Population

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes…:-)

-= CHAZ =-

Leopard vs Poodle

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

The poodle thinks, “Oh, oh!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew!”, says the leopard, “That was close! That poodle nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!”

Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?”, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.

“Where’s that damn monkey?” the poodle says, “I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”

-= CHAZ =-

Global Warming

The global average air temperature near the Earth’s surface rose 0.74 ± 0.18 °C (1.33 ± 0.32 °F) during the last 100 years. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes, “most of the observed increase in globally averaged temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to the observed increase in anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations” 

Natural phenomena such as solar variation combined with volcanoes probably had a small warming effect from pre-industrial times to 1950 and a small cooling effect from 1950 onward. These basic conclusions have been endorsed by at least 30 scientific societies and academies of science, including all of the national academies of science of the major industrialized countries. While individual scientists have voiced disagreement with some of the main conclusions of the IPCC, the overwhelming majority of scientists working on climate change are in agreement with them.

Climate model projections summarized by the IPCC indicate that average global surface temperature will likely rise a further 1.1 to 6.4 °C (2.0 to 11.5 °F) during the 21st century. The range of values results from the use of differing scenarios of future greenhouse gas emissions as well as models with differing climate sensitivity. Although most studies focus on the period up to 2100, warming and sea level rise are expected to continue for more than a millennium even if greenhouse gas levels are stabilized. The delay in reaching equilibrium is a result of the large heat capacity of the oceans.

Increasing global temperatures will cause sea level to rise, and is expected to increase the intensity of extreme weather events and to change the amount and pattern of precipitation. Other effects of global warming include changes in agricultural yields, trade routes, glacier retreat, species extinctions and increases in the ranges of disease vectors.

Remaining scientific uncertainties include the amount of warming expected in the future, and how warming and related changes will vary from region to region around the globe. There is ongoing political and public debate worldwide regarding what, if any, action should be taken to reduce or reverse future warming or to adapt to its expected consequences. Most national governments have signed and ratified the Kyoto Protocol, aimed at reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

-= CHAZ =-